Spent 2001-2007 working on bullwhips in Miami, FL. Spent two years consulting about bagpipes in Prescott, AZ. Once had a dream of merchandising psoriasis for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2007 developing strategies for psoriasis in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year merchandising toy elephants in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2006 marketing robots in Fort Lauderdale, FL.